Poetry of Donald Trump
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Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Chicken Nugget Plush Pillow: Emotional Support, Breaded
A Chicken Nugget Plush Pillow turns your favorite comfort food into a cuddly couch companion. A funny gift for snack lovers who take nuggets seriously.
Worst Alphabet Book Ever
There is no way that the worst alphabet book ever will be able to teach you to read. It’s a good laugh though. Assuming you…
Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…
Huge Glow Sticks
Unlock the night’s magic with our colossal glow sticks! These oversized wonders unleash an enchanting radiance, turning any gathering into a luminescent wonderland. Elevate your…
Coddies Fish Sandals
Step into the wild side with Coddies Fish Sandals — perfect for reeling in compliments or flopping your way through fashion with zero shame. Warning:…
Fly Underwater!
Dive into a World of Wonder with Subwing: Fly Underwater Like Never Before! Are you ready to experience the thrill of flying underwater? Look no…
Is a Poop Knife a Real Thing? The Bizarre Truth
Turns out, the legendary poop knife isn’t just an internet myth—it was once a very real household tool for one unlucky family, immortalized by a…
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
Reebok Pump Retro Sneakers
The Reebok Pump Retro Sneakers are proof that the ’90s didn’t just walk so today’s trends could run—they jumped, literally. With that iconic pump-up tongue…