12 Gauge Trip Wire Alarm: The Loudest Way to Keep Unwanted Guests Away
Ever worry that your midnight snack run might end with a surprise guest… like a bear, a raccoon, or your nosy neighbor? A 12 Gauge…
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Dracula Garlic Crusher
Looking for a kitchen tool that even Dracula himself would fear? The Dracula Garlic Crusher makes mincing garlic effortless, keeping your hands clean while unleashing…
Champagne on Demand: The Moët & Chandon Vending Machine
Finally, a vending machine that truly understands my priorities—no chips, no Snickers, just tiny bottles of Moët & Chandon. It’s like a snack break, but…
Smart Coffee Table Refrigerator
Don’t like having to walk all the way to the kitchen to grab a beer mid-game? Now all your favorite drinks and snacks are within…
Farting Hippo Plush Toy: Cute Face, Terrible Manners
A Farting Hippo Plush Toy pairs a cute face with a very questionable soundtrack. A silly gag gift for anyone who still laughs at bathroom humor.
Water Mat
If your idea of “summer cardio” is floating around with a cold drink in hand, this Water Mat is your new best friend. This oversized,…
Home ICEE slushie machine
Always wanted a home ICEE slushie machine? No. How about the cheapest frozen margarita machine available online?
Giant Personalized Face Pillows: Because Your Face Deserves to Be 3 Feet Wide
Ever wanted to cuddle yourself without the awkward mirror stare? Giant personalized face pillows make that dream a reality—because nothing says “I love me” like…
A Space Saving Dining Table That Converts Into a Desk (Work & Dine Smarter)
This space saving dining table that converts into a desk is the ultimate home‑office sidekick: looks like a clean, modern table, then flips open into…
Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
Pooping Dogs Calendar: A Year of Potty Humor
Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…