Imitation Nixie Tube Clock
Capturing the vintage allure of Nixie tubes, the imitation Nixie tube clock seamlessly marries retro aesthetics with modern functionality. With its warm, glowing numerals and…
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Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…
Ninja SLUSHi Frozen Drink Maker
If adulting had a taste, it’d be frozen, fruity, and made in the Ninja SLUSHi Frozen Drink Maker. This magical machine turns your kitchen into…
Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
Baguette Body Pillow: Finally, a Long-Term Bread Relationship
The Baguette Body Pillow is an oversized plush loaf for naps, lounging, and unapologetic bread lovers. Your next favorite couch carb has arrived.
Sleeping Bag Suit
Become the human burrito you were always meant to be with this sleeping bag suit. Its wearable design lets you shuffle toward the snacks without…
Bullshit Button: Your Meeting Finally Has a Soundtrack
The Bullshit Button adds a big red response to questionable claims. A funny sound-button gag gift for friends with big stories and even bigger confidence.
Whole Skinned Alligator
Cookout coming up? Surprise your guests with this large cut of meat. Why a whole skinned alligator? Why the F not? Make sure you invite…
Worst Alphabet Book Ever
There is no way that the worst alphabet book ever will be able to teach you to read. It’s a good laugh though. Assuming you…
Above Ground Storm Shelter
When Mother Nature starts throwing patio furniture, it’s time to rethink your open-door policy. This Swisher above ground storm shelter gives emergency planning a dedicated…
Plasma Ball Lamp: Lightning With a Desk Job
A Plasma Ball Lamp brings glowing tendrils and interactive science-inspired style to your desk. A classic novelty light with serious mad-scientist energy.