Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…
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Farting Hippo Plush Toy: Cute Face, Terrible Manners
A Farting Hippo Plush Toy pairs a cute face with a very questionable soundtrack. A silly gag gift for anyone who still laughs at bathroom humor.
Yodeling Pickle: Your Snack Has Main Character Energy
A pickle that yodels at the push of a button. Meet the gloriously pointless gag gift for people who already have everything sensible.
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
Champagne on Demand: The Moët & Chandon Vending Machine
Finally, a vending machine that truly understands my priorities—no chips, no Snickers, just tiny bottles of Moët & Chandon. It’s like a snack break, but…
Tic Tac Shooter
Introducing the Tic Tac Shooter: This compact contraption launches tiny mints with surprising speed and accuracy, transforming snack time into a hilariously addictive game. Whether…
This Light Up Halloween Mask
Looking for a costume that really lights up the night? A light up Halloween mask isn’t just spooky—it’s the ultimate mix of fright and glow,…
Pyro Mini Fireshooter
Wow your friends by shooting real fireball out of your freaking hands! The Pyro Mini Fireshooter is not a toy. This is a “badass” adult…
Exotic Meat Jerky
Exotic meat jerky takes your snack game to the next level with wild options like alligator, buffalo, and camel—because why settle for beef when you…
Sombrero Wine Stopper: Your Bottle Has Better Party Clothes
Dress up an unfinished bottle with the el Corko sombrero wine stopper. Monkey Business turns a practical silicone bottle seal into a tiny party hat.
Water Mat
If your idea of “summer cardio” is floating around with a cold drink in hand, this Water Mat is your new best friend. This oversized,…