Smoke Grenade
Want to feel like an action hero or the star of a low-budget music video? Grab a colorful smoke grenade—because nothing says ‘I’m crushing this…
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Fart Launcher 3000
In the realm of whimsical innovation, a groundbreaking marvel has emerged to tickle your funny bone and ignite uncontrollable laughter. Say hello to the Fart…
Rorschach Inkblot Mask
Unleash your enigmatic side with the Rorschach Inkblot Mask, a captivating blend of art and mystery. This unique accessory draws inspiration from the iconic psychological…
Gallium Liquid Metal
Ever wanted to play with mercury but without all of the potential toxic side effects? Now you can. This gallium liquid metal is non-toxic and…
Giant Tortilla Blanket
Introducing the Giant Tortilla Blanket – because who wouldn’t want to be the burrito of their own dreams? This oversized, snuggle-worthy wrap brings a dash…
The Man Fork
Eat like a real man with the man fork. No more puny-man bites. Great gift idea for the man in your life.
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
Cactus Christmas Tree
Sprinkle some prickly humor into your holiday festivities with the pre-lit cactus Christmas tree—a quirky and festive way to show Santa that even in the…
Imitation Nixie Tube Clock
Capturing the vintage allure of Nixie tubes, the imitation Nixie tube clock seamlessly marries retro aesthetics with modern functionality. With its warm, glowing numerals and…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…