Toilet Paper Blaster

Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from one roll of toilet paper up to 30 feet. Your parents will love it.

Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from one roll of toilet paper up to 30 feet. Your parents will love it.

Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant gift for dog lovers with questionable taste and excellent humor.

Some cocktails need a twist; yours apparently needs a questionable medical aesthetic. This COVID ice cube mold makes virus-shaped ice for drinks with a dark sense of humor. The only thing getting a cold reception should be your terrible jokes.

Wow your friends by shooting real fireball out of your freaking hands! The Pyro Mini Fireshooter is not a toy. This is a “badass” adult device that allows you to launch fire from your freakin palms.

Segway ninebot gokart drift kit is the first Go kart ever that is made to drift. Besides footbrake, it features a mechanical handbrake which allows not only to stop the vehicle abruptly but even drift with it. The more you…