Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
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Urinal Shot Glasses: Taking the Piss, Literally
Fairly Odd Novelties urinal shot glasses serve 1.5-ounce drinks with bathroom humor. This ceramic two-pack is a cheeky party or white elephant gift.
Snowfeet – Short Ski Skates
A booming new winter sport. These short ski skates are attachments for your winter shoes or snowboard boots. Now you’ll have a set of skis…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Floating Plant Pot
Tired of boring old pots that just sit there? This futuristic floating plant pot is here to defy gravity — and your expectations. Powered by…
The WTF Cookbook: Laugh, Swear, and Figure Out Dinner
If you’ve ever opened the fridge and muttered “WTF am I supposed to cook?”, the WTF Cookbook is your new kitchen bible. Equal parts sarcasm…
Air Vent Hidden Wall Safe: Your Cash Has Gone Off the Grid
Hide small valuables behind a vent-style cover with Elder Welder’s air vent hidden wall safe. A combination-lock compartment designed for between-stud installation.
Inflatable Party Island
The Inflatable Party Island is the ultimate aquatic playground for group fun and relaxation. With space for multiple people, it’s perfect for hosting unforgettable gatherings…
Mini Underwater Scooter
Dive into a world of aquatic adventure with the mini underwater scooter, your ticket to effortless exploration beneath the waves. Compact, powerful, and easy to…
Giant Personalized Face Pillows: Because Your Face Deserves to Be 3 Feet Wide
Ever wanted to cuddle yourself without the awkward mirror stare? Giant personalized face pillows make that dream a reality—because nothing says “I love me” like…
Farting Hippo Plush Toy: Cute Face, Terrible Manners
A Farting Hippo Plush Toy pairs a cute face with a very questionable soundtrack. A silly gag gift for anyone who still laughs at bathroom humor.