Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Snowfeet – Short Ski Skates
A booming new winter sport. These short ski skates are attachments for your winter shoes or snowboard boots. Now you’ll have a set of skis…
Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
Pickle Ice Pops
Pickle ice pops are the ultimate summer snack for anyone who thinks sweet treats are overrated. Packed with electrolytes and that signature briny bite, these…
Dracula Garlic Crusher
Looking for a kitchen tool that even Dracula himself would fear? The Dracula Garlic Crusher makes mincing garlic effortless, keeping your hands clean while unleashing…
Alcohol Distillation at Home
Ever dreamed of turning your kitchen into a mini distillery? With home alcohol distillation, you can unleash your inner mad scientist—just remember, if you start…
Chicken Egg Lamp
Introducing the Chicken Egg Lamp: because nothing says “I have egg-squisite taste” quite like illuminating your home with a glowing ovum that makes you question…
Thermal Color Changing Zombie Mug
The Thermal Color Changing Zombie Mug is like having your own zombie apocalypse with every sip. When you pour in that hot coffee, it’s not…
Cactus Dryer Balls: Laundry’s Least Thirsty Houseplants
Cactus Dryer Balls give your laundry routine a playful plant-shaped accessory. Cute, reusable laundry helpers for people who love practical oddities.
Hidden Flask Mittens
Introducing this latest winter wonder: Hidden Flask Mittens! Keep your hands warm and your spirits high with this ingenious invention—because who says you can’t have…