Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
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Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
Football Pillow Covers
These football team pillow covers are awesome! Add any name and any number to your favorite football colors. 100% Polyester. 18″ x 18″. Suitable for…
Plasma Ball Lamp: Lightning With a Desk Job
A Plasma Ball Lamp brings glowing tendrils and interactive science-inspired style to your desk. A classic novelty light with serious mad-scientist energy.
Beer Can Sleeve: The Sneaky Way to Sip
A beer can sleeve is like witness protection for your beverage — suddenly that lager looks like a harmless soda. Perfect for backyard BBQs, kids’…
Real Invisibility Shield
Ever wish you could disappear? A real invisibility shield now makes that sci-fi dream a reality, using advanced light-bending technology to hide people and objects…
Mini Underwater Scooter
Dive into a world of aquatic adventure with the mini underwater scooter, your ticket to effortless exploration beneath the waves. Compact, powerful, and easy to…
Emotional Support Lovey
Introducing Positive Potato, the emotional support lovey spreading joy and comfort with every squeeze! Whether you’re feeling down or simply need a hug, Positive Potato…
Pooping Dogs Calendar: A Year of Potty Humor
Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…
Retractable Vampire Fangs
Retractable vampire fangs are the ultimate accessory for those who want to sink their teeth into the Halloween spirit with style!
Dracula Garlic Crusher
Looking for a kitchen tool that even Dracula himself would fear? The Dracula Garlic Crusher makes mincing garlic effortless, keeping your hands clean while unleashing…