Worst Alphabet Book Ever
There is no way that the worst alphabet book ever will be able to teach you to read. It’s a good laugh though. Assuming you…
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Yodeling Pickle: Your Snack Has Main Character Energy
A pickle that yodels at the push of a button. Meet the gloriously pointless gag gift for people who already have everything sensible.
Giant Tortilla Blanket
Introducing the Giant Tortilla Blanket – because who wouldn’t want to be the burrito of their own dreams? This oversized, snuggle-worthy wrap brings a dash…
Cap Gun Bottle Opener
The gift every beer drinker needs. Opens your beverage and fires the cap up to 16 feet away. Super fun way to open your bottles…
Backyard Ice Rink
I don’t know what all it takes to become a pro hockey player. I’m pretty sure every one of them had a backyard ice rink.
Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters: the only holiday tradition where looking ridiculous is the ultimate goal. Bonus points if it lights up, sings carols, or makes grandma…
Testicle-Shaped Golf Ball Bag
Hey there, golf enthusiasts and aficionados! A bag that defies all conventional shapes. It’s round, bouncy, and remarkably reminiscent of a certain pair of anatomy…
Snowfeet – Short Ski Skates
A booming new winter sport. These short ski skates are attachments for your winter shoes or snowboard boots. Now you’ll have a set of skis…
Marshall Bluetooth Speaker
Crank up the nostalgia with modern sound. The Marshall Bluetooth Speaker combines iconic rock-and-roll design with powerful wireless audio that fills any room with studio-quality…
Is a Poop Knife a Real Thing? The Bizarre Truth
Turns out, the legendary poop knife isn’t just an internet myth—it was once a very real household tool for one unlucky family, immortalized by a…
Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…