Why Everyone’s Obsessed with the Lying Duck Night Light
Need a night light that quacks you up? The Lying Duck Night Light is the adorable, slightly suspicious-looking bedtime buddy you didn’t know you needed.…
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Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Real Invisibility Shield
Ever wish you could disappear? A real invisibility shield now makes that sci-fi dream a reality, using advanced light-bending technology to hide people and objects…
Pooping Dogs Calendar: A Year of Potty Humor
Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…
Couch Caddy Organizer
Meet the Couch Caddy Organizer – your living room’s new best friend! It’s like a personal assistant for your sofa, saving you from the perilous…
Testicle-Shaped Golf Ball Bag
Hey there, golf enthusiasts and aficionados! A bag that defies all conventional shapes. It’s round, bouncy, and remarkably reminiscent of a certain pair of anatomy…
Floating Globe Display: The World Needs Some Space
A Floating Globe Display uses magnetic levitation to suspend a miniature world above its base. A striking desk accessory for curious minds and globe lovers.
Water Mat
If your idea of “summer cardio” is floating around with a cold drink in hand, this Water Mat is your new best friend. This oversized,…
Huge Glow Sticks
Unlock the night’s magic with our colossal glow sticks! These oversized wonders unleash an enchanting radiance, turning any gathering into a luminescent wonderland. Elevate your…
Air Vent Hidden Wall Safe: Your Cash Has Gone Off the Grid
Hide small valuables behind a vent-style cover with Elder Welder’s air vent hidden wall safe. A combination-lock compartment designed for between-stud installation.
Whole Skinned Alligator
Cookout coming up? Surprise your guests with this large cut of meat. Why a whole skinned alligator? Why the F not? Make sure you invite…