Worst Alphabet Book Ever
There is no way that the worst alphabet book ever will be able to teach you to read. It’s a good laugh though. Assuming you…
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Is a Poop Knife a Real Thing? The Bizarre Truth
Turns out, the legendary poop knife isn’t just an internet myth—it was once a very real household tool for one unlucky family, immortalized by a…
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
This Light Up Halloween Mask
Looking for a costume that really lights up the night? A light up Halloween mask isn’t just spooky—it’s the ultimate mix of fright and glow,…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Huge Coffee Mug
Indulge in the ultimate morning ritual with our huge coffee mug, a vessel so vast it transforms your daily caffeine fix into a caffeinated adventure,…
Sleeping Bag Suit
Become the human burrito you were always meant to be with this sleeping bag suit. Its wearable design lets you shuffle toward the snacks without…
Modern Bar Cabinet
Introducing the modern bar cabinet – the perfect blend of style and function. Who needs a mixologist when you can’t even mix salad dressing without…
1911 Rubber Band Gun: Your Stationery Has Gone Tactical
Elastic Precision’s Model 1911 rubber band gun brings hardwood construction and semi-automatic action to a nostalgic toy. Your stationery just got serious.
Dog Necktie
Just got my dog a necktie – he’s officially the most dapper pup on the block! Now he’s ready for business meetings with the neighborhood…
Above Ground Storm Shelter
When Mother Nature starts throwing patio furniture, it’s time to rethink your open-door policy. This Swisher above ground storm shelter gives emergency planning a dedicated…