Bubble Fog Machine for Halloween
Take your Halloween decorations to the next level with a bubble fog machine! Not only does it create eerie fog, but it also fills the…
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Shocktato: The Hot Potato Party Game That Will Jolt Your Friends Into Laughter
Looking for a party game that’s equal parts laughter and mild electrocution? The Shocktato Hot Potato Game takes the classic childhood favorite and adds a…
Finger Squirrel
Looking for a ‘nutty’ way to entertain your inner child and maybe even perplex your real ones? Meet the finger squirrel puppet – your mini…
Poetry of Donald Trump
Check out “The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump” – A Masterpiece of Tweets and Tremendous Verses!
Launch Laughs with the Stretchy Poop Slingshot Toy
The poop slingshot toy is stretchy, sticky, and guaranteed to launch laughs across any room—literally! Looking for the ultimate gag gift that’s equal parts gross…
Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters: the only holiday tradition where looking ridiculous is the ultimate goal. Bonus points if it lights up, sings carols, or makes grandma…
Artificial Turf Pee Pads for Dogs: Executive Level Relief
When nature calls, even a corgi in the Oval Office needs backup. These artificial turf pee pads for dogs keep accidents classy — because real…
Cap Gun Bottle Opener
The gift every beer drinker needs. Opens your beverage and fires the cap up to 16 feet away. Super fun way to open your bottles…
Modern Bar Cabinet
Introducing the modern bar cabinet – the perfect blend of style and function. Who needs a mixologist when you can’t even mix salad dressing without…
Ghost Pepper Chicken Noodle Soup
Introducing this latest culinary experiment: ghost pepper chicken noodle soup! Guaranteed to warm you up faster than a haunted house tour and leave your taste…
Air Vent Hidden Wall Safe: Your Cash Has Gone Off the Grid
Hide small valuables behind a vent-style cover with Elder Welder’s air vent hidden wall safe. A combination-lock compartment designed for between-stud installation.