Emergency Fire Blanket with Hood
Not every cape belongs in a superhero movie. This hooded emergency fire blanket takes a more practical approach to the cape idea, with a wraparound…
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Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
Pooping Dogs Calendar: A Year of Potty Humor
Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…
Smart Flower Pot
Say goodbye to wilted leaves and plant-parent guilt! The smart flower pot sends you reminders when your plants need water, making sure they thrive—because even…
Giant Personalized Face Pillows: Because Your Face Deserves to Be 3 Feet Wide
Ever wanted to cuddle yourself without the awkward mirror stare? Giant personalized face pillows make that dream a reality—because nothing says “I love me” like…
Chicken Egg Lamp
Introducing the Chicken Egg Lamp: because nothing says “I have egg-squisite taste” quite like illuminating your home with a glowing ovum that makes you question…
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
Baguette Body Pillow: Finally, a Long-Term Bread Relationship
The Baguette Body Pillow is an oversized plush loaf for naps, lounging, and unapologetic bread lovers. Your next favorite couch carb has arrived.
The Toilet Coffee Mug
This toilet coffee mug will be a hit at your next company meeting. Just try and take a sip without laughing. Everyone knows that coffee…
Food Decision Dice
Introducing the Food Decision Dice—a playful solution to culinary indecision! Roll the dice and let chance spice up your meal choices, turning ordinary dining moments…
Farfalle Pot Holders
Say goodbye to kitchen burns and hello to style with Farfalle Pot Holders—the pasta-shaped kitchen MVPs that keep your hands safe and your cooking al…