Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
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New Car Smell
Time to give those little trees a break. Are you still in high school? Didn’t think so. This superior perfume quality provides strong deodorizing capabilities.…
River Rock Door Mat: Get Stoned Before You Come Inside
Bring riverbed style to your doorway with the Rutledge & King river rock door mat. Smooth pebbles and a flexible backing make an earthy entrance.
Wacky Waving Tube Guy Mini
The Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Mini is the pint-sized office hero you never knew you needed, bringing high-energy flailing and maximum desk-side chaos. Whether…
Emergency Underpants: A Backup Plan for Your Backside
Emergency Underpants belong in the same category as insurance: ridiculous right up until you need them. This little tin makes a wonderfully awkward gag gift…
Air Vent Hidden Wall Safe: Your Cash Has Gone Off the Grid
Hide small valuables behind a vent-style cover with Elder Welder’s air vent hidden wall safe. A combination-lock compartment designed for between-stud installation.
Carolina Reaper Chip Challenge
Think you’re tough? The Carolina Reaper Chip Challenge will turn your bravado into a fire-breathing meltdown faster than you can say “where’s the milk?” This…
Funny Basketball Egg Separator
Who needs a boring kitchen tool when you can have this funny basketball egg separator that makes breakfast a slam dunk? The Dunk N Egg…
Xpand No-Tie Laces
You’ve got bills, deadlines, and a back that makes sound effects—tying your shoes can get in line. These Xpand no-tie laces use elastic laces and…
Vintage Bookshelf Board Games
Step back in time with vintage bookshelf board games, where each game is a treasure trove of nostalgia and entertainment, adding a touch of retro…
9 Funny White Elephant Gifts People Will Actually Steal
Nine funny white elephant gifts for office swaps, bathroom-humor fans, and anyone willing to fight over a yodeling pickle.