Champagne on Demand: The Moët & Chandon Vending Machine
Finally, a vending machine that truly understands my priorities—no chips, no Snickers, just tiny bottles of Moët & Chandon. It’s like a snack break, but…
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Assorted Kit Kat Pack
This assorted Kit Kat pack is a delectable assortment of the beloved crispy wafer bars, featuring a medley of enticing flavors that cater to diverse…
Home ICEE slushie machine
Always wanted a home ICEE slushie machine? No. How about the cheapest frozen margarita machine available online?
Couch Caddy Organizer
Meet the Couch Caddy Organizer – your living room’s new best friend! It’s like a personal assistant for your sofa, saving you from the perilous…
Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
Giant Personalized Face Pillows: Because Your Face Deserves to Be 3 Feet Wide
Ever wanted to cuddle yourself without the awkward mirror stare? Giant personalized face pillows make that dream a reality—because nothing says “I love me” like…
Poetry of Donald Trump
Check out “The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump” – A Masterpiece of Tweets and Tremendous Verses!
Whole Skinned Alligator
Cookout coming up? Surprise your guests with this large cut of meat. Why a whole skinned alligator? Why the F not? Make sure you invite…
Bullshit Button: Your Meeting Finally Has a Soundtrack
The Bullshit Button adds a big red response to questionable claims. A funny sound-button gag gift for friends with big stories and even bigger confidence.
Emergency Fire Blanket with Hood
Not every cape belongs in a superhero movie. This hooded emergency fire blanket takes a more practical approach to the cape idea, with a wraparound…
New Car Smell
Time to give those little trees a break. Are you still in high school? Didn’t think so. This superior perfume quality provides strong deodorizing capabilities.…