Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
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Best Skate Trainers: Learn Tricks Without the Wipeouts
Learning to ollie without eating pavement? These are the best skate trainers — your secret weapon for beginners who want to land tricks without the…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
Is a Poop Knife a Real Thing? The Bizarre Truth
Turns out, the legendary poop knife isn’t just an internet myth—it was once a very real household tool for one unlucky family, immortalized by a…
Coddies Fish Sandals
Step into the wild side with Coddies Fish Sandals — perfect for reeling in compliments or flopping your way through fashion with zero shame. Warning:…
Rorschach Inkblot Mask
Unleash your enigmatic side with the Rorschach Inkblot Mask, a captivating blend of art and mystery. This unique accessory draws inspiration from the iconic psychological…
Modern Bar Cabinet
Introducing the modern bar cabinet – the perfect blend of style and function. Who needs a mixologist when you can’t even mix salad dressing without…
Sleeping Bag Suit
Become the human burrito you were always meant to be with this sleeping bag suit. Its wearable design lets you shuffle toward the snacks without…
Segway Ninebot Gokart Drift Kit
Segway ninebot gokart drift kit is the first Go kart ever that is made to drift. Besides footbrake, it features a mechanical handbrake which allows…
Champagne on Demand: The Moët & Chandon Vending Machine
Finally, a vending machine that truly understands my priorities—no chips, no Snickers, just tiny bottles of Moët & Chandon. It’s like a snack break, but…