Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
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Flame-Like Light Bulbs
Transform your home into a haunted haven this Halloween with flame-like light bulbs. These mesmerizing bulbs flicker and dance, mimicking the eerie glow of real…
Xpand No-Tie Laces
You’ve got bills, deadlines, and a back that makes sound effects—tying your shoes can get in line. These Xpand no-tie laces use elastic laces and…
Traps Patriot Gun Shelf Safe
Looking for a gun shelf safe that doesn’t scream “I’m hiding something”? The Traps Patriot 35S Compact Gun Shelf keeps your home stylish and your…
Modern Bar Cabinet
Introducing the modern bar cabinet – the perfect blend of style and function. Who needs a mixologist when you can’t even mix salad dressing without…
Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
Sliding Biometric Gun Safe
You will always be at the ready with this sliding biometric slider gun safe. Protect your home in style. The compact design of this lock…
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
Wacky Waving Tube Guy Mini
The Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Mini is the pint-sized office hero you never knew you needed, bringing high-energy flailing and maximum desk-side chaos. Whether…
Alcohol Distillation at Home
Ever dreamed of turning your kitchen into a mini distillery? With home alcohol distillation, you can unleash your inner mad scientist—just remember, if you start…
Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…