Home ICEE slushie machine
Always wanted a home ICEE slushie machine? No. How about the cheapest frozen margarita machine available online?
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NES classic mini
Gamer nostalgia. This NES classic mini version is already pre-loaded with all of your favorite games. No more blowing into cartridges.
Thermal Color Changing Zombie Mug
The Thermal Color Changing Zombie Mug is like having your own zombie apocalypse with every sip. When you pour in that hot coffee, it’s not…
Exotic Meat Jerky
Exotic meat jerky takes your snack game to the next level with wild options like alligator, buffalo, and camel—because why settle for beef when you…
Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…
The Peeing Liquor Dispenser
Why settle for boring pour spouts when you could have a peeing liquor dispenser that makes your whiskey flow with a wink (and a stream)?…
Cactus Dryer Balls: Laundry’s Least Thirsty Houseplants
Cactus Dryer Balls give your laundry routine a playful plant-shaped accessory. Cute, reusable laundry helpers for people who love practical oddities.
Emergency Underpants: A Backup Plan for Your Backside
Emergency Underpants belong in the same category as insurance: ridiculous right up until you need them. This little tin makes a wonderfully awkward gag gift…
Air Vent Hidden Wall Safe: Your Cash Has Gone Off the Grid
Hide small valuables behind a vent-style cover with Elder Welder’s air vent hidden wall safe. A combination-lock compartment designed for between-stud installation.
Plasma Ball Lamp: Lightning With a Desk Job
A Plasma Ball Lamp brings glowing tendrils and interactive science-inspired style to your desk. A classic novelty light with serious mad-scientist energy.
Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…