Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Plasma Ball Lamp: Lightning With a Desk Job
A Plasma Ball Lamp brings glowing tendrils and interactive science-inspired style to your desk. A classic novelty light with serious mad-scientist energy.
Gallium Liquid Metal
Ever wanted to play with mercury but without all of the potential toxic side effects? Now you can. This gallium liquid metal is non-toxic and…
Survival Handbook
“The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook” is a literary lifeline, offering a witty and practical guide to navigating life’s most absurd and unpredictable challenges. Packed with…
COVID Ice Cube Mold
Some cocktails need a twist; yours apparently needs a questionable medical aesthetic. This COVID ice cube mold makes virus-shaped ice for drinks with a dark…
Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters: the only holiday tradition where looking ridiculous is the ultimate goal. Bonus points if it lights up, sings carols, or makes grandma…
Smoke Grenade
Want to feel like an action hero or the star of a low-budget music video? Grab a colorful smoke grenade—because nothing says ‘I’m crushing this…
O’Brien Runway Inflatable Platform
The O’Brien Runway Inflatable Platform is the ultimate water oasis for relaxation and play. Its sturdy construction and ample space make it perfect for sunbathing,…
Pyro Mini Fireshooter
Wow your friends by shooting real fireball out of your freaking hands! The Pyro Mini Fireshooter is not a toy. This is a “badass” adult…
Best Neck Pillow for Travel
Discover the ultimate solution to in-flight neck cramps: the Ostrich pillow, crowned the Best Neck Pillow for Travel by comfort-seeking travelers everywhere! Say goodbye to…
Shocktato: The Hot Potato Party Game That Will Jolt Your Friends Into Laughter
Looking for a party game that’s equal parts laughter and mild electrocution? The Shocktato Hot Potato Game takes the classic childhood favorite and adds a…