
Emergency Fire Blanket with Hood
Not every cape belongs in a superhero movie. This hooded emergency fire blanket takes a more practical approach to the cape idea, with a wraparound…

Not every cape belongs in a superhero movie. This hooded emergency fire blanket takes a more practical approach to the cape idea, with a wraparound…

Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…

Unleash the force of cuteness with the Mandalorian Baby Yoda toy—the only sidekick who won’t eat all your snacks! Perfect for Star Wars fans, this…

The Bullshit Button adds a big red response to questionable claims. A funny sound-button gag gift for friends with big stories and even bigger confidence.

Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…

Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…

Turns out, the legendary poop knife isn’t just an internet myth—it was once a very real household tool for one unlucky family, immortalized by a…

Ever wanted to play with mercury but without all of the potential toxic side effects? Now you can. This gallium liquid metal is non-toxic and…

Release your mountain animal with these realistic face masks. These balaclava animal prints will keep you warm while snapping those snow filled selfies. You will…

As the sun rises high in the sky, the call of the beach becomes irresistible. It’s time to pack your sunscreen, shades, and of course,…

This toilet coffee mug will be a hit at your next company meeting. Just try and take a sip without laughing. Everyone knows that coffee…