Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
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Launch Laughs with the Stretchy Poop Slingshot Toy
The poop slingshot toy is stretchy, sticky, and guaranteed to launch laughs across any room—literally! Looking for the ultimate gag gift that’s equal parts gross…
Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters: the only holiday tradition where looking ridiculous is the ultimate goal. Bonus points if it lights up, sings carols, or makes grandma…
Chicken Egg Lamp
Introducing the Chicken Egg Lamp: because nothing says “I have egg-squisite taste” quite like illuminating your home with a glowing ovum that makes you question…
Active Swivel Pressure Washer Gun: Hose Drama, Cancelled
The Active swivel pressure washer gun adds a low-force trigger and quick-connect fittings to compatible setups. Give your car-wash routine an upgrade.
Always Home Flying Camera
Your security camera has a desk job; this one applied for flight school. Ring’s Always Home Flying Camera was designed to follow preset indoor flight…
Urinal Shot Glasses: Taking the Piss, Literally
Fairly Odd Novelties urinal shot glasses serve 1.5-ounce drinks with bathroom humor. This ceramic two-pack is a cheeky party or white elephant gift.
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
Mushroom Kitchen Funnel: Your Counter Has Gone Cottagecore
A Mushroom Kitchen Funnel transforms a cute mushroom shape into a handy pouring tool. A fun kitchen gadget for easier liquid transfers and whimsical counters.
Poetry of Donald Trump
Check out “The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump” – A Masterpiece of Tweets and Tremendous Verses!
Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…