Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Above Ground Storm Shelter
When Mother Nature starts throwing patio furniture, it’s time to rethink your open-door policy. This Swisher above ground storm shelter gives emergency planning a dedicated…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Emotional Support Lovey
Introducing Positive Potato, the emotional support lovey spreading joy and comfort with every squeeze! Whether you’re feeling down or simply need a hug, Positive Potato…
Smoke Grenade
Want to feel like an action hero or the star of a low-budget music video? Grab a colorful smoke grenade—because nothing says ‘I’m crushing this…
Mini Underwater Scooter
Dive into a world of aquatic adventure with the mini underwater scooter, your ticket to effortless exploration beneath the waves. Compact, powerful, and easy to…
Gourmet Peanut Butter & Jelly Club
Get a different jar of peanut butter and jelly every month. The gourmet peanut butter and jelly club is the perfect gift for that person…
Turtle Snowboarding Cushion
The Turtle Snowboarding Cushion: Your cozy companion for the slopes! Designed for comfort and style, this innovative cushion keeps you warm and snug during those…
Baguette Body Pillow: Finally, a Long-Term Bread Relationship
The Baguette Body Pillow is an oversized plush loaf for naps, lounging, and unapologetic bread lovers. Your next favorite couch carb has arrived.
Poop Timer
Introducing the “Poop Timer” gag gift – a hilarious and cheeky way to add some humor to bathroom breaks. This whimsical timer adds a touch…
Pickle Ice Pops
Pickle ice pops are the ultimate summer snack for anyone who thinks sweet treats are overrated. Packed with electrolytes and that signature briny bite, these…