Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
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A Prison Mike Clean Dirty Magnet
If your dishes could talk, they’d probably sound like Prison Mike. This Prison Mike Clean Dirty Magnet is the toughest warden your dishwasher will ever…
Football Pillow Covers
These football team pillow covers are awesome! Add any name and any number to your favorite football colors. 100% Polyester. 18″ x 18″. Suitable for…
Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
Huge Coffee Mug
Indulge in the ultimate morning ritual with our huge coffee mug, a vessel so vast it transforms your daily caffeine fix into a caffeinated adventure,…
Coddies Fish Sandals
Step into the wild side with Coddies Fish Sandals — perfect for reeling in compliments or flopping your way through fashion with zero shame. Warning:…
Backyard Ice Rink
I don’t know what all it takes to become a pro hockey player. I’m pretty sure every one of them had a backyard ice rink.
Bug Gun
Introducing the Bug Gun: A revolutionary device designed to tackle pesky insect problems effortlessly, providing a quick and efficient solution for homeowners tired of swatting…
Magnetic Hourglass: Sand Has Been Replaced by Sculpture
A Magnetic Hourglass turns falling iron filings into unusual spiky formations. A mesmerizing desk curiosity for science fans and hard-to-shop-for friends.
Shart Survival Kit: For When Trust Falls Go Terribly Wrong
The Shart Survival Kit is a cheeky gag gift for friends with questionable luck and excellent bathroom humor. A memorable white elephant conversation starter.
Snowfeet – Short Ski Skates
A booming new winter sport. These short ski skates are attachments for your winter shoes or snowboard boots. Now you’ll have a set of skis…