Worst Alphabet Book Ever
There is no way that the worst alphabet book ever will be able to teach you to read. It’s a good laugh though. Assuming you…
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Wacky Waving Tube Guy Mini
The Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Mini is the pint-sized office hero you never knew you needed, bringing high-energy flailing and maximum desk-side chaos. Whether…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Color Changing Light Panels
These touch activated color changing light panels can transform any room in an instant. With a little imagination there are endless possibilities.
Traps Patriot Gun Shelf Safe
Looking for a gun shelf safe that doesn’t scream “I’m hiding something”? The Traps Patriot 35S Compact Gun Shelf keeps your home stylish and your…
Ghost Pepper Chicken Noodle Soup
Introducing this latest culinary experiment: ghost pepper chicken noodle soup! Guaranteed to warm you up faster than a haunted house tour and leave your taste…
Launch Laughs with the Stretchy Poop Slingshot Toy
The poop slingshot toy is stretchy, sticky, and guaranteed to launch laughs across any room—literally! Looking for the ultimate gag gift that’s equal parts gross…
Rorschach Inkblot Mask
Unleash your enigmatic side with the Rorschach Inkblot Mask, a captivating blend of art and mystery. This unique accessory draws inspiration from the iconic psychological…
Smoke Grenade
Want to feel like an action hero or the star of a low-budget music video? Grab a colorful smoke grenade—because nothing says ‘I’m crushing this…
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
Why Mopping Slippers Are the Best Excuse for Skipping Chores
Let’s be honest—if you own mopping slippers, you’re basically living the dream. One minute you’re grabbing a snack, the next you’ve accidentally cleaned the kitchen…