Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Carolina Reaper Chip Challenge
Think you’re tough? The Carolina Reaper Chip Challenge will turn your bravado into a fire-breathing meltdown faster than you can say “where’s the milk?” This…
Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…
Reebok Pump Retro Sneakers
The Reebok Pump Retro Sneakers are proof that the ’90s didn’t just walk so today’s trends could run—they jumped, literally. With that iconic pump-up tongue…
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
Farfalle Pot Holders
Say goodbye to kitchen burns and hello to style with Farfalle Pot Holders—the pasta-shaped kitchen MVPs that keep your hands safe and your cooking al…
Huge Bluetooth Speaker
Introducing the Soundboks 4, a huge Bluetooth speaker that redefines the audio landscape with its powerful sound waves and immersive bass, ensuring every beat is…
Gallium Liquid Metal
Ever wanted to play with mercury but without all of the potential toxic side effects? Now you can. This gallium liquid metal is non-toxic and…
Pink Starburst Candy
If life handed out awards, pink starburst candy would win “Most Likely to Disappear First” in every candy bowl. Bursting with that sweet, tangy perfection,…
Snowfeet – Short Ski Skates
A booming new winter sport. These short ski skates are attachments for your winter shoes or snowboard boots. Now you’ll have a set of skis…
Pooping Dogs Calendar: A Year of Potty Humor
Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…