Ninja SLUSHi Frozen Drink Maker
If adulting had a taste, it’d be frozen, fruity, and made in the Ninja SLUSHi Frozen Drink Maker. This magical machine turns your kitchen into…
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Water Mat
If your idea of “summer cardio” is floating around with a cold drink in hand, this Water Mat is your new best friend. This oversized,…
Plasma Ball Lamp: Lightning With a Desk Job
A Plasma Ball Lamp brings glowing tendrils and interactive science-inspired style to your desk. A classic novelty light with serious mad-scientist energy.
The Peeing Liquor Dispenser
Why settle for boring pour spouts when you could have a peeing liquor dispenser that makes your whiskey flow with a wink (and a stream)?…
Plush Shaggy Duvet Cover
There’s something undeniably comforting about snuggling up in a warm and inviting bed. And when it comes to creating the ultimate cozy sanctuary, one essential…
Xpand No-Tie Laces
You’ve got bills, deadlines, and a back that makes sound effects—tying your shoes can get in line. These Xpand no-tie laces use elastic laces and…
The Toilet Coffee Mug
This toilet coffee mug will be a hit at your next company meeting. Just try and take a sip without laughing. Everyone knows that coffee…
Air Vent Hidden Wall Safe: Your Cash Has Gone Off the Grid
Hide small valuables behind a vent-style cover with Elder Welder’s air vent hidden wall safe. A combination-lock compartment designed for between-stud installation.
Farting Hippo Plush Toy: Cute Face, Terrible Manners
A Farting Hippo Plush Toy pairs a cute face with a very questionable soundtrack. A silly gag gift for anyone who still laughs at bathroom humor.
Dracula Garlic Crusher
Looking for a kitchen tool that even Dracula himself would fear? The Dracula Garlic Crusher makes mincing garlic effortless, keeping your hands clean while unleashing…
Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…