
Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…

Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…

Looking for a gun shelf safe that doesn’t scream “I’m hiding something”? The Traps Patriot 35S Compact Gun Shelf keeps your home stylish and your…

Think you’re a champ at handling your liquor? Last Call is the drinking game that proves you’re either a party legend—or tomorrow’s hangover meme. Grab…

Some cocktails need a twist; yours apparently needs a questionable medical aesthetic. This COVID ice cube mold makes virus-shaped ice for drinks with a dark…

Dive into endless fun with the Cuddy floating cooler, making waves at every poolside gathering. Keep your drinks refreshingly cool while you lounge in style,…

Why water down greatness? A chilled whiskey glass keeps your drink ice-cold without turning it into sad, whiskey-flavored water. Sip like a legend, savor every…

This portable espresso maker is high class on the go. Are you a coffee snob? Don’t leave home without the WACACO Picopresso. High quality espresso…

Introducing the “Can’t C Me Waving” wiper blade, featuring the iconic wrestler! Let your car channel the power and charisma of this legendary figure as…

Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…

Introducing the Sunny Side Up Egg Cooker – because who has time to play egg roulette in the morning? Get perfectly cooked sunny side up…

Time to give those little trees a break. Are you still in high school? Didn’t think so. This superior perfume quality provides strong deodorizing capabilities.…