Exotic Meat Jerky
Exotic meat jerky takes your snack game to the next level with wild options like alligator, buffalo, and camel—because why settle for beef when you…
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Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…
Yodeling Pickle: Your Snack Has Main Character Energy
A pickle that yodels at the push of a button. Meet the gloriously pointless gag gift for people who already have everything sensible.
Home ICEE slushie machine
Always wanted a home ICEE slushie machine? No. How about the cheapest frozen margarita machine available online?
Sliding Biometric Gun Safe
You will always be at the ready with this sliding biometric slider gun safe. Protect your home in style. The compact design of this lock…
Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
Backyard Ice Rink
I don’t know what all it takes to become a pro hockey player. I’m pretty sure every one of them had a backyard ice rink.
Whole Skinned Alligator
Cookout coming up? Surprise your guests with this large cut of meat. Why a whole skinned alligator? Why the F not? Make sure you invite…
Touchscreen Smart Calendar: The Stylish Upgrade Your Family Actually Needs
A touchscreen smart calendar is like having a family command center on your wall—syncing schedules, meal plans, and reminders in one sleek hub. No more…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Sticker Toilet Plunger: Put a Lid on Your Crap
The PONGTU sticker toilet plunger seals over the bowl and uses pressure to tackle clogs. Meet the disposable sheet taking bathroom drama personally.