Water Mat
If your idea of “summer cardio” is floating around with a cold drink in hand, this Water Mat is your new best friend. This oversized,…
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Pooping Dogs Calendar: A Year of Potty Humor
Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…
Bubble Fog Machine for Halloween
Take your Halloween decorations to the next level with a bubble fog machine! Not only does it create eerie fog, but it also fills the…
Pickle Ice Pops
Pickle ice pops are the ultimate summer snack for anyone who thinks sweet treats are overrated. Packed with electrolytes and that signature briny bite, these…
Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
Last Call Drinking Game
Think you’re a champ at handling your liquor? Last Call is the drinking game that proves you’re either a party legend—or tomorrow’s hangover meme. Grab…
Realistic Animal Balaclava
Release your mountain animal with these realistic face masks. These balaclava animal prints will keep you warm while snapping those snow filled selfies. You will…
Cactus Christmas Tree
Sprinkle some prickly humor into your holiday festivities with the pre-lit cactus Christmas tree—a quirky and festive way to show Santa that even in the…
Champagne on Demand: The Moët & Chandon Vending Machine
Finally, a vending machine that truly understands my priorities—no chips, no Snickers, just tiny bottles of Moët & Chandon. It’s like a snack break, but…
Emergency Fire Blanket with Hood
Not every cape belongs in a superhero movie. This hooded emergency fire blanket takes a more practical approach to the cape idea, with a wraparound…
The Peeing Liquor Dispenser
Why settle for boring pour spouts when you could have a peeing liquor dispenser that makes your whiskey flow with a wink (and a stream)?…