Slushy Maker Cup
Turn any of your favorite beverages into a slushy instantly with the magic slushy maker cup. Best part is this will not dilute your drink.…
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Coddies Fish Sandals
Step into the wild side with Coddies Fish Sandals — perfect for reeling in compliments or flopping your way through fashion with zero shame. Warning:…
Champagne on Demand: The Moët & Chandon Vending Machine
Finally, a vending machine that truly understands my priorities—no chips, no Snickers, just tiny bottles of Moët & Chandon. It’s like a snack break, but…
Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…
Artificial Turf Pee Pads for Dogs: Executive Level Relief
When nature calls, even a corgi in the Oval Office needs backup. These artificial turf pee pads for dogs keep accidents classy — because real…
Xpand No-Tie Laces
You’ve got bills, deadlines, and a back that makes sound effects—tying your shoes can get in line. These Xpand no-tie laces use elastic laces and…
Tailgate Toilet Seat
Ladies and gentlemen, behold the tailgate toilet seat! It’s like having a portable restroom attached to your car, and I gotta say, it’s a real…
Farfalle Pot Holders
Say goodbye to kitchen burns and hello to style with Farfalle Pot Holders—the pasta-shaped kitchen MVPs that keep your hands safe and your cooking al…
Gourmet Peanut Butter & Jelly Club
Get a different jar of peanut butter and jelly every month. The gourmet peanut butter and jelly club is the perfect gift for that person…
Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
Pooping Dogs Calendar: A Year of Potty Humor
Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…