Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
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Imitation Nixie Tube Clock
Capturing the vintage allure of Nixie tubes, the imitation Nixie tube clock seamlessly marries retro aesthetics with modern functionality. With its warm, glowing numerals and…
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
Cheese Fondue Fountain
Amaze your party-goers with this over the top fondue fountain. This thing has privilege written all over it. It has four tiers and holds more…
Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
Sunny Side Up Egg Cooker
Introducing the Sunny Side Up Egg Cooker – because who has time to play egg roulette in the morning? Get perfectly cooked sunny side up…
Ghost Pepper Chicken Noodle Soup
Introducing this latest culinary experiment: ghost pepper chicken noodle soup! Guaranteed to warm you up faster than a haunted house tour and leave your taste…
This Stanley Sippy Cup
Watch out, world! Influencers everywhere are trading in their avocado toast for this Stanley sippy cup, because nothing screams ‘influencer lifestyle’ quite like sipping on…
Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters: the only holiday tradition where looking ridiculous is the ultimate goal. Bonus points if it lights up, sings carols, or makes grandma…
Dog Necktie
Just got my dog a necktie – he’s officially the most dapper pup on the block! Now he’s ready for business meetings with the neighborhood…
Backyard Ice Rink
I don’t know what all it takes to become a pro hockey player. I’m pretty sure every one of them had a backyard ice rink.