Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
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COVID Ice Cube Mold
Some cocktails need a twist; yours apparently needs a questionable medical aesthetic. This COVID ice cube mold makes virus-shaped ice for drinks with a dark…
Farting Hippo Plush Toy: Cute Face, Terrible Manners
A Farting Hippo Plush Toy pairs a cute face with a very questionable soundtrack. A silly gag gift for anyone who still laughs at bathroom humor.
Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
This Stanley Sippy Cup
Watch out, world! Influencers everywhere are trading in their avocado toast for this Stanley sippy cup, because nothing screams ‘influencer lifestyle’ quite like sipping on…
Men’s Romper
Step up your style game with the men’s romper, the one-piece wonder that’s perfect for holidays, vacations, and get-togethers. Whether you’re lounging by the beach…
Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Ugly Christmas sweaters: the only holiday tradition where looking ridiculous is the ultimate goal. Bonus points if it lights up, sings carols, or makes grandma…
Retractable Vampire Fangs
Retractable vampire fangs are the ultimate accessory for those who want to sink their teeth into the Halloween spirit with style!
Light Up Word Clock
Illuminate your living space with the mesmerizing Light-Up Word Clock, a fusion of art and functionality. This unique timepiece eschews traditional numbers, displaying the time…
Halloween Holographic Projection
Halloween holographic projection is a spooktacular spectacle! This ghoulishly good projection turned my living room into a haunted house, complete with dancing skeletons and ghostly…
Xpand No-Tie Laces
You’ve got bills, deadlines, and a back that makes sound effects—tying your shoes can get in line. These Xpand no-tie laces use elastic laces and…