Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
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COVID Ice Cube Mold
Some cocktails need a twist; yours apparently needs a questionable medical aesthetic. This COVID ice cube mold makes virus-shaped ice for drinks with a dark…
River Rock Door Mat: Get Stoned Before You Come Inside
Bring riverbed style to your doorway with the Rutledge & King river rock door mat. Smooth pebbles and a flexible backing make an earthy entrance.
Best Electric Water Gun
Unleash the ultimate water warfare with the Spyra One – the reigning champion of electric water guns! With its innovative pressurized technology and rapid-fire capability,…
Farting Hippo Plush Toy: Cute Face, Terrible Manners
A Farting Hippo Plush Toy pairs a cute face with a very questionable soundtrack. A silly gag gift for anyone who still laughs at bathroom humor.
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
Turtle Snowboarding Cushion
The Turtle Snowboarding Cushion: Your cozy companion for the slopes! Designed for comfort and style, this innovative cushion keeps you warm and snug during those…
Bazookabubble Gun
Introducing the Bazookabubble Gun: A whimsical marvel that turns ordinary bubbles into giant, shimmering orbs of delight, captivating hearts young and old with its enchanting,…
Retractable Vampire Fangs
Retractable vampire fangs are the ultimate accessory for those who want to sink their teeth into the Halloween spirit with style!
Whole Skinned Alligator
Cookout coming up? Surprise your guests with this large cut of meat. Why a whole skinned alligator? Why the F not? Make sure you invite…
Pyro Mini Fireshooter
Wow your friends by shooting real fireball out of your freaking hands! The Pyro Mini Fireshooter is not a toy. This is a “badass” adult…