Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Artificial Turf Pee Pads for Dogs: Executive Level Relief
When nature calls, even a corgi in the Oval Office needs backup. These artificial turf pee pads for dogs keep accidents classy — because real…
Slushy Maker Cup
Turn any of your favorite beverages into a slushy instantly with the magic slushy maker cup. Best part is this will not dilute your drink.…
Football Pillow Covers
These football team pillow covers are awesome! Add any name and any number to your favorite football colors. 100% Polyester. 18″ x 18″. Suitable for…
The Peeing Liquor Dispenser
Why settle for boring pour spouts when you could have a peeing liquor dispenser that makes your whiskey flow with a wink (and a stream)?…
COVID Ice Cube Mold
Some cocktails need a twist; yours apparently needs a questionable medical aesthetic. This COVID ice cube mold makes virus-shaped ice for drinks with a dark…
Ghost Pepper Chicken Noodle Soup
Introducing this latest culinary experiment: ghost pepper chicken noodle soup! Guaranteed to warm you up faster than a haunted house tour and leave your taste…
Toilet Golf Game: Work on Your Short Game During the Long One
The GOODLYSPORTS toilet golf game turns bathroom breaks into miniature putting sessions. A ridiculous gag gift for golfers, dads, and white elephant swaps.
Emotional Support Lovey
Introducing Positive Potato, the emotional support lovey spreading joy and comfort with every squeeze! Whether you’re feeling down or simply need a hug, Positive Potato…
Snowfeet – Short Ski Skates
A booming new winter sport. These short ski skates are attachments for your winter shoes or snowboard boots. Now you’ll have a set of skis…
Gourmet Peanut Butter & Jelly Club
Get a different jar of peanut butter and jelly every month. The gourmet peanut butter and jelly club is the perfect gift for that person…