Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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River Rock Door Mat: Get Stoned Before You Come Inside
Bring riverbed style to your doorway with the Rutledge & King river rock door mat. Smooth pebbles and a flexible backing make an earthy entrance.
Tumbler Rolling Knife Sharpener
Revitalize your kitchen arsenal with the Tumbler Rolling Knife Sharpener, a game-changer for every culinary enthusiast. Effortlessly restoring blades to their prime, this sleek gadget…
Champagne on Demand: The Moët & Chandon Vending Machine
Finally, a vending machine that truly understands my priorities—no chips, no Snickers, just tiny bottles of Moët & Chandon. It’s like a snack break, but…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Light Up Word Clock
Illuminate your living space with the mesmerizing Light-Up Word Clock, a fusion of art and functionality. This unique timepiece eschews traditional numbers, displaying the time…
Realistic Animal Balaclava
Release your mountain animal with these realistic face masks. These balaclava animal prints will keep you warm while snapping those snow filled selfies. You will…
Pyro Mini Fireshooter
Wow your friends by shooting real fireball out of your freaking hands! The Pyro Mini Fireshooter is not a toy. This is a “badass” adult…
Sliding Biometric Gun Safe
You will always be at the ready with this sliding biometric slider gun safe. Protect your home in style. The compact design of this lock…
Slushy Maker Cup
Turn any of your favorite beverages into a slushy instantly with the magic slushy maker cup. Best part is this will not dilute your drink.…
Chicken Egg Lamp
Introducing the Chicken Egg Lamp: because nothing says “I have egg-squisite taste” quite like illuminating your home with a glowing ovum that makes you question…