Xpand No-Tie Laces
You’ve got bills, deadlines, and a back that makes sound effects—tying your shoes can get in line. These Xpand no-tie laces use elastic laces and…
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Assorted Kit Kat Pack
This assorted Kit Kat pack is a delectable assortment of the beloved crispy wafer bars, featuring a medley of enticing flavors that cater to diverse…
Home ICEE slushie machine
Always wanted a home ICEE slushie machine? No. How about the cheapest frozen margarita machine available online?
Sliding Biometric Gun Safe
You will always be at the ready with this sliding biometric slider gun safe. Protect your home in style. The compact design of this lock…
Emergency Underpants: A Backup Plan for Your Backside
Emergency Underpants belong in the same category as insurance: ridiculous right up until you need them. This little tin makes a wonderfully awkward gag gift…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Language Translator Earbuds
Are you tired of fumbling through language barriers while traveling or struggling to communicate with foreign friends? Say hello to the Timekettle Language Translator Earbuds…
Imitation Nixie Tube Clock
Capturing the vintage allure of Nixie tubes, the imitation Nixie tube clock seamlessly marries retro aesthetics with modern functionality. With its warm, glowing numerals and…
Wacky Waving Tube Guy Mini
The Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Mini is the pint-sized office hero you never knew you needed, bringing high-energy flailing and maximum desk-side chaos. Whether…
Bug Gun
Introducing the Bug Gun: A revolutionary device designed to tackle pesky insect problems effortlessly, providing a quick and efficient solution for homeowners tired of swatting…
Worst Alphabet Book Ever
There is no way that the worst alphabet book ever will be able to teach you to read. It’s a good laugh though. Assuming you…