Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Cactus Dryer Balls: Laundry’s Least Thirsty Houseplants
Cactus Dryer Balls give your laundry routine a playful plant-shaped accessory. Cute, reusable laundry helpers for people who love practical oddities.
Farting Hippo Plush Toy: Cute Face, Terrible Manners
A Farting Hippo Plush Toy pairs a cute face with a very questionable soundtrack. A silly gag gift for anyone who still laughs at bathroom humor.
Gorilla Couch
Looking to go bananas with your home decor? The gorilla couch is the king of comfort, blending wild style with jungle-level coziness, perfect for monkeying…
Whole Skinned Alligator
Cookout coming up? Surprise your guests with this large cut of meat. Why a whole skinned alligator? Why the F not? Make sure you invite…
Urinal Shot Glasses: Taking the Piss, Literally
Fairly Odd Novelties urinal shot glasses serve 1.5-ounce drinks with bathroom humor. This ceramic two-pack is a cheeky party or white elephant gift.
COVID Ice Cube Mold
Some cocktails need a twist; yours apparently needs a questionable medical aesthetic. This COVID ice cube mold makes virus-shaped ice for drinks with a dark…
Chicken Nugget Plush Pillow: Emotional Support, Breaded
A Chicken Nugget Plush Pillow turns your favorite comfort food into a cuddly couch companion. A funny gift for snack lovers who take nuggets seriously.
Sleeping Bag Suit
Become the human burrito you were always meant to be with this sleeping bag suit. Its wearable design lets you shuffle toward the snacks without…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Worst Alphabet Book Ever
There is no way that the worst alphabet book ever will be able to teach you to read. It’s a good laugh though. Assuming you…