Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
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Smoke Grenade
Want to feel like an action hero or the star of a low-budget music video? Grab a colorful smoke grenade—because nothing says ‘I’m crushing this…
Snowfeet – Short Ski Skates
A booming new winter sport. These short ski skates are attachments for your winter shoes or snowboard boots. Now you’ll have a set of skis…
Giant Personalized Face Pillows: Because Your Face Deserves to Be 3 Feet Wide
Ever wanted to cuddle yourself without the awkward mirror stare? Giant personalized face pillows make that dream a reality—because nothing says “I love me” like…
Air Vent Hidden Wall Safe: Your Cash Has Gone Off the Grid
Hide small valuables behind a vent-style cover with Elder Welder’s air vent hidden wall safe. A combination-lock compartment designed for between-stud installation.
Earrings That Look Like a Screw
Who says hardware is just for the toolbox? These earrings that look like a screw brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “screw it,…
Modern Bar Cabinet
Introducing the modern bar cabinet – the perfect blend of style and function. Who needs a mixologist when you can’t even mix salad dressing without…
Bug Gun
Introducing the Bug Gun: A revolutionary device designed to tackle pesky insect problems effortlessly, providing a quick and efficient solution for homeowners tired of swatting…
Traps Patriot Gun Shelf Safe
Looking for a gun shelf safe that doesn’t scream “I’m hiding something”? The Traps Patriot 35S Compact Gun Shelf keeps your home stylish and your…
Farting Hippo Plush Toy: Cute Face, Terrible Manners
A Farting Hippo Plush Toy pairs a cute face with a very questionable soundtrack. A silly gag gift for anyone who still laughs at bathroom humor.
Ghost Pepper Chicken Noodle Soup
Introducing this latest culinary experiment: ghost pepper chicken noodle soup! Guaranteed to warm you up faster than a haunted house tour and leave your taste…