Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
Mushroom Kitchen Funnel: Your Counter Has Gone Cottagecore
A Mushroom Kitchen Funnel transforms a cute mushroom shape into a handy pouring tool. A fun kitchen gadget for easier liquid transfers and whimsical counters.
Marshall Bluetooth Speaker
Crank up the nostalgia with modern sound. The Marshall Bluetooth Speaker combines iconic rock-and-roll design with powerful wireless audio that fills any room with studio-quality…
Active Swivel Pressure Washer Gun: Hose Drama, Cancelled
The Active swivel pressure washer gun adds a low-force trigger and quick-connect fittings to compatible setups. Give your car-wash routine an upgrade.
Worst Alphabet Book Ever
There is no way that the worst alphabet book ever will be able to teach you to read. It’s a good laugh though. Assuming you…
Giant Tortilla Blanket
Introducing the Giant Tortilla Blanket – because who wouldn’t want to be the burrito of their own dreams? This oversized, snuggle-worthy wrap brings a dash…
Huge Coffee Mug
Indulge in the ultimate morning ritual with our huge coffee mug, a vessel so vast it transforms your daily caffeine fix into a caffeinated adventure,…
Cap Gun Bottle Opener
The gift every beer drinker needs. Opens your beverage and fires the cap up to 16 feet away. Super fun way to open your bottles…
Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
Last Call Drinking Game
Think you’re a champ at handling your liquor? Last Call is the drinking game that proves you’re either a party legend—or tomorrow’s hangover meme. Grab…