Chicken Egg Lamp
Introducing the Chicken Egg Lamp: because nothing says “I have egg-squisite taste” quite like illuminating your home with a glowing ovum that makes you question…
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Rorschach Inkblot Mask
Unleash your enigmatic side with the Rorschach Inkblot Mask, a captivating blend of art and mystery. This unique accessory draws inspiration from the iconic psychological…
Air Vent Hidden Wall Safe: Your Cash Has Gone Off the Grid
Hide small valuables behind a vent-style cover with Elder Welder’s air vent hidden wall safe. A combination-lock compartment designed for between-stud installation.
Pyro Mini Fireshooter
Wow your friends by shooting real fireball out of your freaking hands! The Pyro Mini Fireshooter is not a toy. This is a “badass” adult…
New Car Smell
Time to give those little trees a break. Are you still in high school? Didn’t think so. This superior perfume quality provides strong deodorizing capabilities.…
Earrings That Look Like a Screw
Who says hardware is just for the toolbox? These earrings that look like a screw brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “screw it,…
COVID Ice Cube Mold
Some cocktails need a twist; yours apparently needs a questionable medical aesthetic. This COVID ice cube mold makes virus-shaped ice for drinks with a dark…
Pink Starburst Candy
If life handed out awards, pink starburst candy would win “Most Likely to Disappear First” in every candy bowl. Bursting with that sweet, tangy perfection,…
Beer Can Sleeve: The Sneaky Way to Sip
A beer can sleeve is like witness protection for your beverage — suddenly that lager looks like a harmless soda. Perfect for backyard BBQs, kids’…
Men’s Romper
Step up your style game with the men’s romper, the one-piece wonder that’s perfect for holidays, vacations, and get-togethers. Whether you’re lounging by the beach…
Worst Alphabet Book Ever
There is no way that the worst alphabet book ever will be able to teach you to read. It’s a good laugh though. Assuming you…