Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Above Ground Storm Shelter
When Mother Nature starts throwing patio furniture, it’s time to rethink your open-door policy. This Swisher above ground storm shelter gives emergency planning a dedicated…
This Stanley Sippy Cup
Watch out, world! Influencers everywhere are trading in their avocado toast for this Stanley sippy cup, because nothing screams ‘influencer lifestyle’ quite like sipping on…
Shashibo Puzzle Cube
Give your restless hands something to do that won’t get you called into HR. The Shashibo puzzle cube folds into an assortment of geometric shapes,…
Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…
Useless Box
Got myself a ‘useless box’ for some light entertainment, but it turns out it’s the laziest gadget ever—it just keeps turning itself off like it’s…
Cheese Fondue Fountain
Amaze your party-goers with this over the top fondue fountain. This thing has privilege written all over it. It has four tiers and holds more…
Emotional Support Lovey
Introducing Positive Potato, the emotional support lovey spreading joy and comfort with every squeeze! Whether you’re feeling down or simply need a hug, Positive Potato…
Lucha Libre Mexican Wrestler Bottle Opener
Unleash Lucha Libre fun with the Lucha Libre Mexican Wrestler Bottle Opener: This little wrestler packs a punch of personality while popping caps like a…
Earth Fire Pit
Want to watch the world burn? This high quality earth fire pit requires no maintenance and has an overall height of 40″ and a diameter…
Ghost Pepper Chicken Noodle Soup
Introducing this latest culinary experiment: ghost pepper chicken noodle soup! Guaranteed to warm you up faster than a haunted house tour and leave your taste…