Xpand No-Tie Laces
You’ve got bills, deadlines, and a back that makes sound effects—tying your shoes can get in line. These Xpand no-tie laces use elastic laces and…
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1911 Rubber Band Gun: Your Stationery Has Gone Tactical
Elastic Precision’s Model 1911 rubber band gun brings hardwood construction and semi-automatic action to a nostalgic toy. Your stationery just got serious.
Sliding Biometric Gun Safe
You will always be at the ready with this sliding biometric slider gun safe. Protect your home in style. The compact design of this lock…
Greek Statue Light Switch Cover That Brings Classical Drama to Your Walls
Meet the Greek statue light switch cover—because even ancient gods deserve control over your lighting. This funny, novelty light switch cover blends classical art with…
The Peeing Liquor Dispenser
Why settle for boring pour spouts when you could have a peeing liquor dispenser that makes your whiskey flow with a wink (and a stream)?…
Hoodie for Gear Shifter
The Gear Shifter Hoodie: The Perfect Blend of Style and Functionality! Engineered to keep your gear shifter in top condition while adding a touch of…
Earth Fire Pit
Want to watch the world burn? This high quality earth fire pit requires no maintenance and has an overall height of 40″ and a diameter…
Why Everyone’s Obsessed with the Lying Duck Night Light
Need a night light that quacks you up? The Lying Duck Night Light is the adorable, slightly suspicious-looking bedtime buddy you didn’t know you needed.…
Gourmet Peanut Butter & Jelly Club
Get a different jar of peanut butter and jelly every month. The gourmet peanut butter and jelly club is the perfect gift for that person…
Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…
Add Some Nintendo Magic with the Super Mario Star Tree Topper
The Super Mario Star Tree Topper is the holiday upgrade you didn’t know you needed. It puts a power-up right on your Christmas tree, giving…