Emergency Fire Blanket with Hood
Not every cape belongs in a superhero movie. This hooded emergency fire blanket takes a more practical approach to the cape idea, with a wraparound…
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Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
Prefabricated Backyard Office
Introducing the innovative Prefabricated Backyard Office: a stylish and versatile solution for remote work or creative endeavors, seamlessly blending functionality with modern design, offering a…
River Rock Door Mat: Get Stoned Before You Come Inside
Bring riverbed style to your doorway with the Rutledge & King river rock door mat. Smooth pebbles and a flexible backing make an earthy entrance.
Champagne on Demand: The Moët & Chandon Vending Machine
Finally, a vending machine that truly understands my priorities—no chips, no Snickers, just tiny bottles of Moët & Chandon. It’s like a snack break, but…
Hoodie for Gear Shifter
The Gear Shifter Hoodie: The Perfect Blend of Style and Functionality! Engineered to keep your gear shifter in top condition while adding a touch of…
Beer Can Sleeve: The Sneaky Way to Sip
A beer can sleeve is like witness protection for your beverage — suddenly that lager looks like a harmless soda. Perfect for backyard BBQs, kids’…
1911 Rubber Band Gun: Your Stationery Has Gone Tactical
Elastic Precision’s Model 1911 rubber band gun brings hardwood construction and semi-automatic action to a nostalgic toy. Your stationery just got serious.
Testicle-Shaped Golf Ball Bag
Hey there, golf enthusiasts and aficionados! A bag that defies all conventional shapes. It’s round, bouncy, and remarkably reminiscent of a certain pair of anatomy…
Sleeping Bag Suit
Become the human burrito you were always meant to be with this sleeping bag suit. Its wearable design lets you shuffle toward the snacks without…