
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…

Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…

Become the human burrito you were always meant to be with this sleeping bag suit. Its wearable design lets you shuffle toward the snacks without…

Introducing the “Can’t C Me Waving” wiper blade, featuring the iconic wrestler! Let your car channel the power and charisma of this legendary figure as…

A booming new winter sport. These short ski skates are attachments for your winter shoes or snowboard boots. Now you’ll have a set of skis…

Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…

Just got my dog a necktie – he’s officially the most dapper pup on the block! Now he’s ready for business meetings with the neighborhood…

I don’t know what all it takes to become a pro hockey player. I’m pretty sure every one of them had a backyard ice rink.

If your dishes could talk, they’d probably sound like Prison Mike. This Prison Mike Clean Dirty Magnet is the toughest warden your dishwasher will ever…

Introducing this latest culinary experiment: ghost pepper chicken noodle soup! Guaranteed to warm you up faster than a haunted house tour and leave your taste…

Exotic meat jerky takes your snack game to the next level with wild options like alligator, buffalo, and camel—because why settle for beef when you…

Turn every red light into a ringside event with Luchador Windshield Wiper Covers! These hilarious wrestling-mask sleeves don’t make your wipers work better—but they do…