Traps Patriot Gun Shelf Safe
Looking for a gun shelf safe that doesn’t scream “I’m hiding something”? The Traps Patriot 35S Compact Gun Shelf keeps your home stylish and your…
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Giant Personalized Face Pillows: Because Your Face Deserves to Be 3 Feet Wide
Ever wanted to cuddle yourself without the awkward mirror stare? Giant personalized face pillows make that dream a reality—because nothing says “I love me” like…
Fake Bird Poop
Tired of people parking too close or stealing your spot? This fake bird poop prank gel is the hilarious, non-damaging way to send a message…
Air Vent Hidden Wall Safe: Your Cash Has Gone Off the Grid
Hide small valuables behind a vent-style cover with Elder Welder’s air vent hidden wall safe. A combination-lock compartment designed for between-stud installation.
Chicken Egg Lamp
Introducing the Chicken Egg Lamp: because nothing says “I have egg-squisite taste” quite like illuminating your home with a glowing ovum that makes you question…
Giant Tortilla Blanket
Introducing the Giant Tortilla Blanket – because who wouldn’t want to be the burrito of their own dreams? This oversized, snuggle-worthy wrap brings a dash…
Farting Hippo Plush Toy: Cute Face, Terrible Manners
A Farting Hippo Plush Toy pairs a cute face with a very questionable soundtrack. A silly gag gift for anyone who still laughs at bathroom humor.
COVID Ice Cube Mold
Some cocktails need a twist; yours apparently needs a questionable medical aesthetic. This COVID ice cube mold makes virus-shaped ice for drinks with a dark…
Pyro Mini Fireshooter
Wow your friends by shooting real fireball out of your freaking hands! The Pyro Mini Fireshooter is not a toy. This is a “badass” adult…
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
This Hidden Door Bookcase
Introducing the Murphy Door Hidden Door Bookcase – the ultimate “secret passage” for your home, because who doesn’t dream of feeling like a spy in…