Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Chicken Egg Lamp
Introducing the Chicken Egg Lamp: because nothing says “I have egg-squisite taste” quite like illuminating your home with a glowing ovum that makes you question…
Carolina Reaper Chip Challenge
Think you’re tough? The Carolina Reaper Chip Challenge will turn your bravado into a fire-breathing meltdown faster than you can say “where’s the milk?” This…
Useless Box
Got myself a ‘useless box’ for some light entertainment, but it turns out it’s the laziest gadget ever—it just keeps turning itself off like it’s…
Sticker Toilet Plunger: Put a Lid on Your Crap
The PONGTU sticker toilet plunger seals over the bowl and uses pressure to tackle clogs. Meet the disposable sheet taking bathroom drama personally.
Farting Hippo Plush Toy: Cute Face, Terrible Manners
A Farting Hippo Plush Toy pairs a cute face with a very questionable soundtrack. A silly gag gift for anyone who still laughs at bathroom humor.
Vintage Bookshelf Board Games
Step back in time with vintage bookshelf board games, where each game is a treasure trove of nostalgia and entertainment, adding a touch of retro…
Beach Foot Pads: Shoes for People Who Refuse Shoes
Beach foot pads stick directly to your soles for a barely-there alternative to shoes. Discover these quirky stick-on soles for your next beach trip.
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Xpand No-Tie Laces
You’ve got bills, deadlines, and a back that makes sound effects—tying your shoes can get in line. These Xpand no-tie laces use elastic laces and…
Pickle Ice Pops
Pickle ice pops are the ultimate summer snack for anyone who thinks sweet treats are overrated. Packed with electrolytes and that signature briny bite, these…