Baby Octopus Plush Costume
Dive into a sea of cuteness with our Baby Octopus Plush Costume! With eight times the charm and cuddles, your little one will be the…
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Traps Patriot Gun Shelf Safe
Looking for a gun shelf safe that doesn’t scream “I’m hiding something”? The Traps Patriot 35S Compact Gun Shelf keeps your home stylish and your…
Useless Box
Got myself a ‘useless box’ for some light entertainment, but it turns out it’s the laziest gadget ever—it just keeps turning itself off like it’s…
A Prison Mike Clean Dirty Magnet
If your dishes could talk, they’d probably sound like Prison Mike. This Prison Mike Clean Dirty Magnet is the toughest warden your dishwasher will ever…
Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
Toilet Paper Blaster
Finally got your toilet paper rations back to normal levels since covid? Good. Now it’s time for the toilet paper blaster. Fire 350 spitballs from…
Can’t C Me Waving
Introducing the “Can’t C Me Waving” wiper blade, featuring the iconic wrestler! Let your car channel the power and charisma of this legendary figure as…
Home ICEE slushie machine
Always wanted a home ICEE slushie machine? No. How about the cheapest frozen margarita machine available online?
Gourmet Peanut Butter & Jelly Club
Get a different jar of peanut butter and jelly every month. The gourmet peanut butter and jelly club is the perfect gift for that person…
The Peeing Liquor Dispenser
Why settle for boring pour spouts when you could have a peeing liquor dispenser that makes your whiskey flow with a wink (and a stream)?…
Bullshit Button: Your Meeting Finally Has a Soundtrack
The Bullshit Button adds a big red response to questionable claims. A funny sound-button gag gift for friends with big stories and even bigger confidence.