Xpand No-Tie Laces
You’ve got bills, deadlines, and a back that makes sound effects—tying your shoes can get in line. These Xpand no-tie laces use elastic laces and…
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Survival Handbook
“The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook” is a literary lifeline, offering a witty and practical guide to navigating life’s most absurd and unpredictable challenges. Packed with…
Pyro Mini Fireshooter
Wow your friends by shooting real fireball out of your freaking hands! The Pyro Mini Fireshooter is not a toy. This is a “badass” adult…
Screaming Goat Toy
The screaming goat toy is the desk companion you didn’t know you needed—press it, and it shrieks louder than your soul on Monday morning. Equal…
Baguette Body Pillow: Finally, a Long-Term Bread Relationship
The Baguette Body Pillow is an oversized plush loaf for naps, lounging, and unapologetic bread lovers. Your next favorite couch carb has arrived.
Settlement Survival Seeds
Settlement survival seeds are the unsung heroes of self-reliance, offering a promise of sustenance in uncertain times. These carefully curated collections of heirloom and non-GMO…
Alcohol Distillation at Home
Ever dreamed of turning your kitchen into a mini distillery? With home alcohol distillation, you can unleash your inner mad scientist—just remember, if you start…
Pooping Dogs Calendar: A Year of Potty Humor
Finally, a calendar that accurately captures how your year is going. The Pooping Dogs Calendar delivers 12 months of dogs doing their business—a white elephant…
Why Everyone’s Obsessed with the Lying Duck Night Light
Need a night light that quacks you up? The Lying Duck Night Light is the adorable, slightly suspicious-looking bedtime buddy you didn’t know you needed.…
Language Translator Earbuds
Are you tired of fumbling through language barriers while traveling or struggling to communicate with foreign friends? Say hello to the Timekettle Language Translator Earbuds…
Earth Fire Pit
Want to watch the world burn? This high quality earth fire pit requires no maintenance and has an overall height of 40″ and a diameter…