Offensive Crayons: The Funniest (and Rudest) Way to Color Outside the Lines
Tired of “Burnt Sienna” and “Sky Blue”? With Offensive Crayons, you can color outside the lines and outside the bounds of good taste. These politically…
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Best Neck Pillow for Travel
Discover the ultimate solution to in-flight neck cramps: the Ostrich pillow, crowned the Best Neck Pillow for Travel by comfort-seeking travelers everywhere! Say goodbye to…
Best Skate Trainers: Learn Tricks Without the Wipeouts
Learning to ollie without eating pavement? These are the best skate trainers — your secret weapon for beginners who want to land tricks without the…
Space Cheeseburger
Eat what the astronauts eat with this space cheeseburger in a tube. Yum. Also available in pizza and shawarma.
Champagne on Demand: The Moët & Chandon Vending Machine
Finally, a vending machine that truly understands my priorities—no chips, no Snickers, just tiny bottles of Moët & Chandon. It’s like a snack break, but…
This Hidden Door Bookcase
Introducing the Murphy Door Hidden Door Bookcase – the ultimate “secret passage” for your home, because who doesn’t dream of feeling like a spy in…
Useless Box
Got myself a ‘useless box’ for some light entertainment, but it turns out it’s the laziest gadget ever—it just keeps turning itself off like it’s…
Smoke Grenade
Want to feel like an action hero or the star of a low-budget music video? Grab a colorful smoke grenade—because nothing says ‘I’m crushing this…
Topless Can Opener
If you can’t afford a glass for your beverage, you probably can’t afford this topless can opener. If you can, looks like a pretty nifty…
SMACO Mini Scuba Tank
One of the most impressive features of the SMACO Mini Scuba Tank is its compact design. Unlike traditional scuba tanks that can be cumbersome and…
Real Invisibility Shield
Ever wish you could disappear? A real invisibility shield now makes that sci-fi dream a reality, using advanced light-bending technology to hide people and objects…